mad*hater

October 24, 2005

From old to new

I came across this website just before. Simply awesome! I live in New York City and am rather fascinated by all its history (and lost history) so this website is really amazing to me.

If anyone hasn't already done it, you should scope out all the abandoned subway stations through the windows as you pass by them. Ones to note are the old City Hall station (just after the "last stop" Brooklyn Bridge station), just stay on the 6 train after it gets to Brooklyn Bridge and it loops around, passing the old City Hall station. You don't get to see it for long, but what you do see is simply amazing...a far cry from the industrial stations that are being made/renovated today. Other stations to check out are the old 91st Street station along the 1 Line and the old 18th Street station along the 6 Line. They are totally graffed up and dark, but if you stick your face against the window you can see them.

Courtesy of The Morning News

October 19, 2005

NSFW - These folks are way more creative than me...

Women are awesome, but boog eating women? Come on?!? Who makes this stuff?

I guess the better question though, is where the hell do they cast these girls from. I mean when we look for models for our shoots, we usually call up one of the many modeling agencies that are out there. My question is - where do you go looking for girls that do this stuff? If anyone knows, drop me a line because I am quite curious...

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October 13, 2005

1-800-MATTRESS...Leave off the last "S" for STUPID

So once again our mattress is jacked. I think it might be a pillow top issue. Anyway, we went back to the 1-800-MATTRESS showroom yesterday to find a new mattress and finally rid ourselves of the utterly crappy Simmons Beautyrest POS that we have. So I'm looking at those temperature foam things that seem to be the rage and I see the different brands that they have and since I am retarded I ask the salesperson the difference between the ones in the showroom. He replied that the difference between them is that the Tempurpedic brand is a "higher density foam" than the King Koil one. So I ask him what that means and he replied, quite brilliantly, that "the foam is denser". WTF! Didn't we all learn in like first grade that rearanging the words in the sentence doesn't equal explaining it nor defining it!!! Dumb ass. No wonder he's a mattress salesman.

Sienna


More Sienna pics

So word is that Sienna Miller cheated on peckerhead Jude Law with this dude named Daniel Craig. I'm not going to begin to pretend that I know who this dude is, but I just saw some photos of him and I just have to wonder, why do celebs manage to have sex with such ugly people? If you're gonna cheat, you might as well do it with someone hot.

First Jude cheats on Sienna, who is uber-hot, and now she turns around and porks this jerk off. Strange.



Sorry I ruined this post with a pic of that Daniel guy. He looks like he took a coupla whacks from the ugly stick and then his mom came back for some more.

EDIT: He kinda looks like DJ Qualls, from Road Trip and Hustle & Flow fame, but that dude is much cooler and funnier. Pic below, you be the judge.



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16 Ain't So Sweet!

So I was watching that MTV series My Super Sweet 16 last night (yes, I know...I'm gay...) and the girl they have on the show was this ugly girl from Staten Island that (yes, people should be 'whos' and not 'thats' but this girl is that damn ugly) thinks that her party is gonna be better than Malcolm Forbes' B-Day bash in Morocco.

Obviously the party wasn't great - after all she is from Staten Island. Obviously the people at the party were hideous...Of course it didn't help that her mom looked like a sluttier, uglier drunk version of herself! The best part of the show though, was 1) when they showed her cousin...The douche looked like a gay terrorist, kinda like Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, plucked eyebrows, wife-beater and all and then 2) showed the dancer she hired to escort her to her party...This douche was even worse. He looked like Cap'n Crunch with a fro. WTF, who looks like that?!?


Links to the episode and pics below:
Episode 207

Girl:


Drunk Mom:


Gay Terrorist Cousin & Cap'n Crunch Dancer:


Cap'n Crunch:


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October 11, 2005

Parents just don't understand...

So one of the things you will realize about me is that I'm a tech dork...Basically, I love all things tech. So I was reading this transcript from a panel of teenagers during the Web 2.0 conference and found the following quote rather funny:

Q: Let's say you want to buy a CD player, where would you go?
Sean: ummm, a CD player...? (laugher)


Full Transcript

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October 10, 2005

Gay phone guy

I just spoke to a gay telemarketer. He was trying to sell me a "new and better website" for my business. He said my business would be "much more better" with a website. So I told him we don't have internet service and that he was gay and his English sucked. By the way, he was an Indian...Not the Running Big Bull type, but the Super Big Gulp kind.

Speaking of racial stuff, this weekend, we were talking about interracial babies and wondered: if a black person and a Japanese person have a baby, would it be called a NinJa?

First Post: Welcome

I'm finally inspired now. I'm gonna blog.

What you'll see, read, etc...Random musings, bashings, stuff I enjoy, stuff about me, stuff about the industry I work in, spelling & grammer mistakes...

You might just like it.

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