16 Ain't So Sweet!

So I was watching that MTV series My Super Sweet 16 last night (yes, I know...I'm gay...) and the girl they have on the show was this ugly girl from Staten Island that (yes, people should be 'whos' and not 'thats' but this girl is that damn ugly) thinks that her party is gonna be better than Malcolm Forbes' B-Day bash in Morocco.

Obviously the party wasn't great - after all she is from Staten Island. Obviously the people at the party were hideous...Of course it didn't help that her mom looked like a sluttier, uglier drunk version of herself! The best part of the show though, was 1) when they showed her cousin...The douche looked like a gay terrorist, kinda like Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, plucked eyebrows, wife-beater and all and then 2) showed the dancer she hired to escort her to her party...This douche was even worse. He looked like Cap'n Crunch with a fro. WTF, who looks like that?!?


Links to the episode and pics below:
Episode 207

Girl:


Drunk Mom:


Gay Terrorist Cousin & Cap'n Crunch Dancer:


Cap'n Crunch:


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