These are hot...

These pants are hot. Can't wait to get them from someone this year. Maybe then it will help me dress up as Screech for Halloween next year!

Vince Vaughn is charitable

"Where's my baseball...Franks and beans, franks and beans"

So this is what it takes to get a hot Hollywood celeb like Jennifer Aniston...Going out with fat pygmies. Maybe if I took your mom to Krispy Kreme to get a jelly doughnut, Sienna Miller would think I'm rad.

BTW, nice kicks!

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Stuff that's just messed up

1. My brother's cousin - "She's your cousin!!!"

2. My brother's cousin's new boyfriend who has 4 letters total in his name - first & last. 4 letters!!!

3. Mischa Barton - the more I look at her, the weirder she looks. Or maybe its just that fat dude she is standing next to that is messed up.

4. That dumb CEO dude that spent $200K on teets.

5. Tyra Bank's receding hair line

6. Tyra Banks

7. People who don't think Mariah Carey is fat .

8. Kirsten Dunst's flap jack teets.

9. Yeeeaaaahhhh - WTF, who needs to dress up for Halloween when you already look like an ugly dude.

10. Vida Guerra and the half blind people that think this is hot. I REALLY don't get the fascination with her lard ass. Freaken Jared from Subway had an ass this big but you didn't see Maxim and FHM doing any multi page spreads on him. His face isn't even this ugly either. It looks like someone beat Vida's face with a frozen piece of meat or a tire iron.

EDIT:
11. THIS!!!

Impressive. Dem some spensive teets

Well, this dude is obviously rich. While he spent over $200k on teets, he only owns up to $20k. Regardless, that's kinda embarrassing...Hell, Richard Gere bought Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman for like a week for only $3K. Even though Julia Roberts dresses like a hobo these days, she was hot at one point.

How/Why would this dude pay $20K, let alone $200K for lap dances and flap jacks in your face?!? I guess it makes sense though. If I were this ugly and fat I'd probably pay girls so that I could massage them too.

There can't possibly be any teets that are worth $20k, let alone $200k. I really don't care how many of them you throw at me. They simply can't possibly be worth that much.

"We firmly believe that Mr. McCormick was the victim of fraud," said Deena Williamson, Savvis's deputy general counsel. She declined to comment further.

Fraud. Whatever. Call it what you will. I'll just continue to call it spensive teets!

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